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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2021, 08:32:01 PM »
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. --Gardner Dickinson
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2021, 08:56:22 AM »


« Last Edit: August 27, 2021, 09:21:35 AM by MrNubbz »
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« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2021, 09:16:35 PM »
"The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum." - George Bernard Shaw

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« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2021, 11:03:32 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2021, 09:10:26 AM »

The Last Kiss


Back on April 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So
, they stopped.


George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,"Hey Baby... Whatcha doin'up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"


While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked... "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe
, why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"


So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that. And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.


After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
 
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed..

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« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2021, 09:14:37 AM »
Old couple sitting around the living room one nite when, out of the blue, she walks over and gives him a slap on the head and says "thats for 50 years of bad sex".  Overcoming the shock he saunters over to her and returns the favor.  "What was that for" she asks.   He replies "thats for knowing the difference"
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Re: Mr. N's whimsical postings...
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2021, 12:20:54 PM »
AHEM

https://nationaltoday.com/national-beer-lovers-day/

Let’s all sing, “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,” because it’s National Beer Lovers Day on September 7.  Time to break out those German steins, decorative pitchers and very cool beer bottles.
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« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2021, 12:56:12 PM »
AHEM

https://nationaltoday.com/national-beer-lovers-day/

Let’s all sing, “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,” because it’s National Beer Lovers Day on September 7.  Time to break out those German steins, decorative pitchers and very cool beer bottles.
We have our own day?

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Re: Mr. N's whimsical postings...
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2021, 01:22:55 PM »
Every day is beer-lovers day for me!

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« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2021, 01:25:28 PM »
yup, I sure as heel don't wait for a special day to enjoy the things that I enjoy

it's fun to have fun
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« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2021, 01:51:20 PM »
Just in case you were looking for an excuse  like "jeez I had quite a few yesterday"
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« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2021, 09:52:00 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2021, 09:56:00 PM »


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