Why does St Pauli Girl make a non alcoholic? I accidentally bought some in college, right before beer o'clock. I got home, cracked one open, and could immediately tell that something was off. Looked at the label, saw what it was, looked at the clock, and it was too late to get more. We tried to spike it with a little ever clear. Man, that was an undrinkable concoction. Quite the epic beer fail.