I missed the poll, but it's awesome that there's a "no" option for a virus that's 75% asymptomatic. LOL
I absolutely get that. That said, I chose "no" and explained it:
I put no.
Obviously I probably should put "I don't think so but I doubt it", because I did not have several negative antibody tests prior to the vaccine to confirm I didn't have it...
But given that my wife was going to the office today, that I was shuttling kids back and forth to their mom's house, and given that literally nobody in my orbit incl wife's parents, kids' grandparents on mom's side, etc ever showed symptoms (and I don't know how we could have avoided spread) I feel pretty comfortable that I did not ever have it. SOMEONE would have shown up with symptoms somewhere, and nobody did.
If it's 75% asymptomatic (which is a stat I disagree with, I thought it was closer to 50% asymptomatic) and given how transmissible it is, I chose "no" because I think that's the most likely answer given the odds since NONE of the people in my orbit or my ex's orbit (since we shuttle the kids back and forth) ever got a symptomatic case.
At the very least, assume that I got it and it was transmissible JUST after my kids went back to their mom's house, so there was no chance I could pass it it to them. AND I didn't see anyone else other than my wife for the next week and a half until the kids came back. Well, I wasn't quarantining from my wife, so there's no way that I wouldn't have transmitted it to her.
If it's 50% asymptomatic, then with the two of us there's only a 25% chance of BOTH of us being asymptomatic.
But who would I have gotten it from? I wasn't going anywhere, and my wife was only going to the office and was distancing from her one coworker when the doctors were WFH. The only way that I would have gotten it is if I got it from the kids, which means that everyone in their mom's orbit gets pulled in to the question of a symptomatic case, and the odds go down much more.
So you can "lol" all you want, but some of us actually did put some real thought into the answer.