I was using the inexplicable more to cover the fact that Purdue has not beaten the Badgers in close to 20 years while they have been pretty much able to beat all other Big Ten teams at least twice in that time frame (PSU only once out of 10 tries, and haven't beat Rutgers yet, but have only played twice so far).
I was wrong in that the OSU / MSU game is @MSU, not the shoe, but I was not wrong in that OSU is still going to mop the floor with MSU.