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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2464 on: August 19, 2026, 12:47:03 PM »
There was no rain in any forecast, so I added water to my pool last night.

Right now, it is dumping buckets and it may force me to have to pump water out.

WTF.
U RAH RAH! WIS CON SIN!

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2465 on: August 19, 2026, 01:36:20 PM »
There was no rain in any forecast, so I added water to my pool last night.

Right now, it is dumping buckets and it may force me to have to pump water out.

WTF.

A tale as old as time.......

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2466 on: August 19, 2026, 02:29:13 PM »
I keep expecting the stock market to "correct", but it seems only to "correct" upwards.  Here I sit on way too much money and not enough to do with it ...

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2467 on: August 19, 2026, 03:00:49 PM »
Sounds like Happy thread stuff to me.  

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2468 on: August 19, 2026, 03:02:50 PM »
Sounds like Happy thread stuff to me. 
Yeah, wait until it happen to you ....  grumpy ....

You poor folk don't understand how good you have it ...

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2469 on: August 19, 2026, 03:58:31 PM »
There was no rain in any forecast, so I added water to my pool last night.

Right now, it is dumping buckets and it may force me to have to pump water out.

WTF.
Is this the pool owner's version of "I washed my car"???

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2470 on: August 19, 2026, 04:02:49 PM »
Yeah, wait until it happen to you ....  grumpy ....

You poor folk don't understand how good you have it ...
Wasn't that a movie of some sort? Mo' Money, Mo' Problems

I should be happy as a clam, the fam at my house and Momma buying EVERYTHING, including a house full of new toys to entertain the grandbaby for a week.

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2471 on: August 19, 2026, 04:04:39 PM »
I'm writing a book about a guy who wins a lottery for a hundred million and the problems he then incurs.

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« Reply #2472 on: August 19, 2026, 04:25:13 PM »
They say that winning a huge lottery changes your life for the worse in ways that most people cannot conceive.

All I ask is for the chance to prove them right.  

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2473 on: August 19, 2026, 04:33:06 PM »
To me the biggest problem with a huge lottery win would be the fact that--especially in a state where winners' names are public--it makes you a target for all the vultures [frequently relatives!] and scam artists the world can throw at you. And I'm sure the world's supply of those is endless.

It's why I say I don't want to be rich and famous... Just rich. It'd be far better to be rich and unknown...

If the vultures and scam artists didn't exist, I highly doubt a giant lottery windfall would ruin me. 

The reason so many people get ruined by lottery winnings is that there's not a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram between "people who are emotionally able to handle large amounts of money" and "people who play the lottery". 

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2474 on: August 19, 2026, 04:42:16 PM »
The day was cloudy threatening rain when Jack Collins finished work at the accounting firm and walked home.  It wasn't far, and Jack liked to stop off on Fridays, which it was, for a beer or wine at Lottie's Cafe.  He'd never met Lottie, never bother to ask how that was, it was a nice quiet cafe serving mostly bar food, and beer and wine and some mixed drinks.  He sat at the bar, the barman was named Joe, and asked "The usual?".

Jack had a taste for wine, he was on a white wine kick of late, so he said "Sure, Joe.  One glass only, please."

Joe poured from a bottle kept chilled the house chardonnay which was acceptable, something from Sonoma Coast. 

"Anything new in your life?" Joe asked.

"Eh, you know, work, then the weekend."

"You go flying much?"  Joe knew Jack had a private pilot's license.

"Usually enough to stay current, nothing really exciting."

"What do you need to stay current?"

"Well, a certain number of landings every few months and a health exam every two years.  I'd like to fly more cross country, but then the weather is a factor.  A day like today would shut me down, I can't fly in clouds."

"Huh.  I never thought about it much.  The wife and I fly on Delta once or twice a year to see the kids, but obviously that is quite different."

Another customer showed up and Jack was left to his chard, and the TV, which was showing the winning lottery numbers.  Jack paid some attention because he had been throwing a fiver at the lottery once a week just for fun, same numbers, 1, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13 and 17.  He had won $11 some time back, but overall he knew it was good money after bad.  He was an accountant after all with the firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, as he and his friends quietly called his firm (which really was Hoskins and Billings, which was almost as funny). 

The hyper cheerful young thing on the TV pulled off the little balls for the various lottery types, three balls, then four, then five.  Supposedly the proceeds funded some college scholarship or something.  It was basically a regressive tax on folks, Jack thought, the poorer people played it because they had little hope elsewise.  Jack played because, well, he needed a little something in his life to wall off some boredom.  He learned to fly as part of that.  He wasn't married, didn't have a girlfriend at the moment, lived in a rented one bedroom near work in midtown Atlanta.  If he thought about life as a concept, it didn't last long, it was overall depressing.







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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2475 on: August 19, 2026, 05:19:15 PM »
To me the biggest problem with a huge lottery win would be the fact that--especially in a state where winners' names are public--it makes you a target for all the vultures [frequently relatives!] and scam artists the world can throw at you. And I'm sure the world's supply of those is endless.

It's why I say I don't want to be rich and famous... Just rich. It'd be far better to be rich and unknown...

If the vultures and scam artists didn't exist, I highly doubt a giant lottery windfall would ruin me.

The reason so many people get ruined by lottery winnings is that there's not a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram between "people who are emotionally able to handle large amounts of money" and "people who play the lottery".


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I'd even cut my hair and change my name
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