OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread

[MrNubbz]

buncha hayseeds.

Over the phone or on conference calls, people usually guess that I'm from California.  It's offensive.

Prolly shouldn't chime in with "for sure,for sure" when concluding business - that could be problematic

[847badgerfan]

Cali people say "right" after a making a statement. As in a whole lot.

[Honestbuckeye]

Cali people say "right" after a making a statement. As in a whole lot.

🤮

[Brutus Buckeye]

You don't know what they look like? Or were you peering thru beer goggles

They looked like doves, but I'm not an ornithologist. 

I think mama bird crashed out, and papa bird flew it back to the nest in hopes of a full recovery. Seeds and feathers everywhere.

[utee94]

Did they cry?

[Brutus Buckeye]

No idea what accent I have, but everyone always guesses somewhere far away. People in Ohio thought I was from Montana, in Vermont they thought I was from the deep south, in the South they think I'm Canadian, and out west they think I'm from Brooklyn NY.