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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2520 on: August 20, 2026, 05:15:36 PM »
so, they are good for something
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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2521 on: August 20, 2026, 06:07:13 PM »
My local USPS branch has a nice big drive-up mailbox right out front. Super convenient b/c it's on the way to the freeway from my house. 

But the damn thing is plastered with signs saying there's frequent mail theft and not to put any valuable mail (such as checks, gift cards, etc) in there. So... It's kinda pointless to even be there. 

It's your own property, USPS... Find a damn way to secure it so it's functional, and so people can actually, you know, SEND MAIL. 

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2522 on: August 21, 2026, 07:11:56 AM »
USPS delivers Amazon packages on Sundays.
USPS delivers a lot of packages on Sundays.

Gotta cough up the double time pay.

Not efficient.
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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2523 on: August 21, 2026, 04:09:43 PM »
My local USPS branch has a nice big drive-up mailbox right out front. Super convenient b/c it's on the way to the freeway from my house.

But the damn thing is plastered with signs saying there's frequent mail theft and not to put any valuable mail (such as checks, gift cards, etc) in there. So... It's kinda pointless to even be there.

It's your own property, USPS... Find a damn way to secure it so it's functional, and so people can actually, you know, SEND MAIL.


This has been exactly my mailing reality since moving to Southern California about half a decade ago; can't use the blue sidewalk or drive-up USPS collection boxes in my own neighborhood.

When first moving here, I’d drop mail into collection boxes two blocks from my apartment tower, primarily because one of the three was marked express for Priority Mail, which is sometimes needed. But I stopped after only a year because of the vandalism and graffiti to the collection boxes, and the fast-food trash stuffed into their slats. At one point, one of the collection boxes was torn from its foundation.

So instead, I started dropping mail off at a drive-up collection box just outside a Post Office in a quieter neighborhood that's closer to one of my work locations (see below). This only lasted about a year. One day its opening was taped shut. Asking about it inside, the two mail clerks explained a recent rise in break-ins to their collection boxes that prompted them have customers drop their mail off INSIDE the building. For the past three years I’ve made sure to GO INSIDE a Post Office to drop off mail. Fortunately, there’s an off-hours portion of this Post Office for accessing P.O. Boxes where I can drop off mail after hours.

At this point, I’m so conditioned to this that whenever I’m working in Virginia several times a year and staying at my cousins, she’s surprised by my refusal to send outgoing mail from her mailbox.


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« Reply #2524 on: August 21, 2026, 04:27:11 PM »
isn't tampering with mail a felony?
put up a couple cameras and arrest the punks
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« Reply #2525 on: August 21, 2026, 05:56:48 PM »
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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2526 on: August 22, 2026, 10:18:37 AM »
isn't tampering with mail a felony?

The most common mail crimes are Mail Theft, Mail Obstruction, and Destruction of Mailboxes. So yes, all three are not only Class D felonies, but are Federal Offenses, meaning the Federal Courts have the overriding jurisdiction to prosecute. However, standalone Class D Felonies are not aggressively pursued for prosecution in Federal Courts, at least not in California’s Southern or Central Districts, which are the Federal Court Jurisdictions for San Diego and Greater Los Angeles.

The dockets of both Districts are so overwhelmed with deportation appeals that, to relieve their backlog, federal charges (where equivalent state charges are applicable) are most often deferred to the state/county level courts. California’s Federal Courts pretty much stick to prosecuting crimes inherent to Federal Criminal Courts: Kidnapping, Explosives, Terrorism, Racketeering, Hijacking an airline, Bankruptcy Fraud, Corruption by a Federal Elected Official, Counterfeiting U.S. Currency, and, what ties up Federal Courts most of all, Immigration Violations.

So, you’ll almost never see a defendant standing before a Federal Judge for charges of Mail Theft/Obstruction/Destruction. And, should said defendant stand before a County Judge after Federal authorities defer prosecution to the county, where the conduct is charged as Petty Theft, bail, if any, is commonly set around $1K before the case is later pled down to probation.

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2527 on: August 22, 2026, 10:40:45 AM »
makes me grumpy
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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2528 on: August 22, 2026, 06:16:52 PM »
isn't tampering with mail a felony?
put up a couple cameras and arrest the punks
It's a Federal offense, unlike say murder...

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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2529 on: August 22, 2026, 06:31:37 PM »
It turned out five drinks and not wanting to sleep in induced some mild grumpiness. And a meh nap. 

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« Reply #2530 on: August 22, 2026, 09:23:03 PM »
huh?

5 drinks doesn't even cause drowsiness - I guess that might make me grumpy
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« Reply #2531 on: Today at 01:50:21 AM »
huh?

5 drinks doesn't even cause drowsiness - I guess that might make me grumpy
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Re: OT - Grumpy Old Man Thread
« Reply #2532 on: Today at 08:17:51 AM »


Three pretty good backs retiring at pretty young ages.  I guess this is the norm now.  


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« Reply #2533 on: Today at 09:08:41 AM »
Maybe Emmitt's all-time record for carries is more impressive than for yardage.  

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