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Topic: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays

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betarhoalphadelta

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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2021, 04:24:08 PM »
The day I had to learn Santa doesn't exist was hard. My parents & siblings sat me on the couch, explaining the impossible logic of a 285lb man funneling down so many chimneys in one night, before offering I go take my Mazda for a contemplative drive. Found myself in a sports bar later, but not too late. Had to work early the next day.

Merry Christmas to all!
LOL! 

When I met my wife, my son was just turning 9. He already knew that Santa wasn't real, and I knew he knew, and she knew he knew (because I told her), but he didn't know she knew. So he was trying to act like he believed in front of her, until she had to tell him "Wyatt, I know that you know."

Now my 9 year old daughter, we think, still believes. But she's at about the age where she might have heard from kids at school, and is just pretending for us to believe because she's worried she won't get Santa presents. 

I'm really hoping she figures it out before 10. She's already probably not in "Doctor" territory, but if it's after she turns 10 that might not even be in "Registered Nurse" territory. If it's not until 11, her ceiling might be "Medical Assistant"...

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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2021, 06:43:58 PM »
that stuff is turrible


both a 6er last season and drank one bottle, the rest went to visitors
hopefully, they changed the recipe this year, but I'm not trying it
You drink saki,Ill wait for more discriminating tastes to weigh in
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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2021, 06:47:31 PM »
The day I had to learn Santa doesn't exist was hard. My parents & siblings sat me on the couch, explaining the impossible logic of a 285lb man funneling down so many chimneys in one night, before offering I go take my Mazda for a contemplative drive. Found myself in a sports bar later, but not too late. Had to work early the next day.

Merry Christmas to all!

Dang. My folks made us continue to play along, or else we wouldn't get any presents. 

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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2021, 07:32:57 PM »
Happy Solstice through New Years, with a little Christmas in between. 

Like a holiday hoagie. 

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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2021, 08:39:33 PM »
On a serious note, I wish you all the best of the season regardless of how you like to live it- and hope you get quality time with those who mean the most to you.   
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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2021, 09:25:27 AM »
Dang. My folks made us continue to play along, or else we wouldn't get any presents.
Same here, and that's what my kids must endure as well.  But we all have some fun with it now.  At least I don't have to set an alarm to wake up and put out presents, I just tell the kids, "Go to your room and don't come out until morning,"

The elf on the shelf, on the other hand, is a hellish punishment no mere mortal should have to bear.  My MIL gave us one for the kids, about 12 years ago, and my i s c & a aggie wife thought it would be a lot of fun.  But let me tell ya, moving that little bastard around every night for a decade was a complete freaking beating.  10 years X 25 nights = 250 times I've had to remember to get it done, sometimes even waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat trying to remember if I'd already moved it or not.

I'll be honest, there's been a time or two we had to explain to the kids that "Sparkles" didn't switch places overnight because the air traffic at the North Pole was too congested and she just stayed at our place overnight.

But now we have some fun with that, too.  These days the kids might find passed out on the counter after an all-night bender of pounding chocolate chips, marshmallows, and coca cola.  Or tied up and hanging upside down, with a couple of Imperial Stormtroopers marking her position with their basters.  Or in the mouth of the big dinosaur my son still loves so much.  Fun stuff.
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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2021, 09:43:21 AM »
Wait!!!

Are you saying theres no Santa Claus?


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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2021, 10:28:05 AM »
You drink saki,Ill wait for more discriminating tastes to weigh in
yup, that's the stuff, found a bottle cap stuck to my fridge from last year
Shiner Holiday Cheer

I'm sure someone thinks its good swill
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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2021, 10:50:13 AM »
Same here, and that's what my kids must endure as well.  But we all have some fun with it now.  At least I don't have to set an alarm to wake up and put out presents, I just tell the kids, "Go to your room and don't come out until morning,"
The rule in my house, going all the way back to when I was a kid and it was my parent's rule, is that nothing happens before coffee. I don't care how excited you are to have a giant pile of presents under the tree, you're gonna sit and wait until the grownups get some coffee in their system. 

My parents also always just wrapped the presents from Santa and wrote the name of the child on the paper in Sharpie. No bows, no ribbon, no fancy name tags. They said it was because in the sleight the bows would get all messed up anyway, but it was just because it's a hell of a lot easier on them... So I've picked up that little trick too. 

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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2021, 10:53:16 AM »
yup, that's the stuff, found a bottle cap stuck to my fridge from last year
Shiner Holiday Cheer

I'm sure someone thinks its good swill
Well it tasted better than all the other bilge with cinnamon/coriander and anything else yanked off of the spice rack........and Saki :111:
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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2021, 10:58:21 AM »
We didn't wrap presents at all back when the kids believed. We always told them that Santa didn't have time to wrap anything.

Now.. we wrap. Well, not we...
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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2021, 11:09:40 AM »
My dad had some trick where he would hold your letter to Santa in a certain spot in the fireplace, and it would get sucked right up the chimney. Really made a believer of ya.

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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2021, 11:13:43 AM »
We didn't wrap presents at all back when the kids believed. We always told them that Santa didn't have time to wrap anything.

Now.. we wrap. Well, not we...
I was going to say… What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?😂😂
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Re: Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings/Happy Holidays
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2021, 11:18:34 AM »
I only wrap for Mrs. 847. And I'm not good at it.
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