I like Belize. Conch. One Barrel Rum. They speak English. Climate is warm year 'round.
But locally, the Great River Road from Green Island, Iowa to Garnavillo, Iowa, is scenic. You could even extend your trip north to LaCrosse, Wisconsin, and still see high bluffs overlooking the Mississippi River. We have supper clubs, that most of you don't.
It is the driftless area - not flattened by the last glacial period, i.e. bluffs, high hills, deep valleys. As you cross over the river to America's Dairyland, there are cheese factories, squeaky cheese curds, and all manner of cheeses many (probably most) of you have never heard of, or tasted. Who doesn't like cheese? In this area we have the best tasting pork, summer sausages, bacon, bratwurst, and the choicest beef in the world.
Our seafood is catfish, a bottom feeder; better than no feeder at all. Oops, I forgot the trout in our trout streams, a high quality delicacy; actually trout is a type of salmon.