Perhaps the BEST B1G Forum anywhere, here at College Football Fan Site, CFB51!!!

At least this time I created a dedicated thread for it.  These B1G folk get all antsy when we stray off topic on the important "Who should play 4th string TE for Illinois?" type of threads.

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truer words never spoken

Made in any of the splendid ways does it really matter what you call it. Even I don't eat them over the sink - need a plate for all of the good stuff that falls off

An egg McMuffin is a sandwich, so is a ham biscuit.

So is plywood.

So is a guy between two girls.

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Ain't nobody got time for an ad-riddled slideshow like that, my man.

I did just think of another compelling question, though: Is a sausage wrap, a taco?

For those not familiar, down here in Texico it's not uncommon for a BBQ restaurant to serve you a link of smoked sausage, wrapped in a flour tortilla.  You could throw on some mustard like a hot dog, or some BBQ sauce, or even some salsa picante in true Mexican fashion.  

Since it's a filling in a tortilla, it meets my own technical definition of a taco.  But if someone said, "Hey I'm bringing home tacos for dinner" and then they showed up with sausage wraps, I'd still eat it and still enjoy it, but I would be surprised and confused.

What about that in n out burger with the lettuce as the bun?

Still a burger, but only as a special case. It's taking a food that is defined as having a certain ingredient on the top and bottom and replacing it to fulfill a dietary purpose that you can't fulfill with the original product. 

I can say as someone that back in the day did Atkins and ordered my share of double-doubles "protein style", it wasn't a selection I would have taken if I wasn't on a self-imposed dietary restriction. Now that I'm not doing low-carb, I *never* order it like that.