Huh.
Indiana's favored, on the road, by 28.5. They're the new darling. Kinda like App State, but all growed up. A pig with the finest and most slutty lipstick Loreal can produce.
Purdue's a dumpster fire. No, wait... That's unfair to dumpsters on fire. Purdue is a dumpster fire that got blown up by a Ukrainian drone and then nuked by Russia. And then peed on by a hooker with genital warts.
And in the new world order, even if Purdue got the shocking upset, all it means is that Indiana will get a lower seed in the CFP.
So this is happening. Because 3I/ATLAS is too late to end all life on Earth before kickoff. How inconsiderate of the aliens.
At least it's a Friday game. Then the sorry, sordid, unspeakable tale of 2025 Purdue Football can go quietly into that good night. Because we all know they can't rage, rage against the dying of the light.