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OrangeAfroMan

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« Reply #6342 on: June 16, 2021, 08:31:08 PM »
What are riding a Conestoga Wagon?
Phoenix ghettos are as harsh on tires as the dirt roads of the reservation.
“The Swamp is where Gators live.  We feel comfortable there, but we hope our opponents feel tentative. A swamp is hot and sticky and can be dangerous." - Steve Spurrier

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« Reply #6343 on: June 16, 2021, 08:34:01 PM »

Phoenix Ghettos......Puhleeze
I’ve reached that age where my mind goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that.” To “What the hell, let’s see what happens.”

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« Reply #6344 on: June 16, 2021, 10:45:48 PM »
You're right, it's 'barrio.'
“The Swamp is where Gators live.  We feel comfortable there, but we hope our opponents feel tentative. A swamp is hot and sticky and can be dangerous." - Steve Spurrier

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« Reply #6345 on: June 16, 2021, 10:50:10 PM »
Just watched that movie over the weekend. My wife had somehow never seen it.
Had she seen the others?
1919, 20, 21, 28, 29, 31, 34, 35, 36, 37, 42, 44
WWH: 1952, 54, 55, 57, 58, 60, 61, 62, 63, 65, 67, 68, 70, 72, 74, 75
1979, 81, 82, 84, 87, 94, 98
2001, 02, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19

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« Reply #6346 on: June 16, 2021, 11:14:14 PM »
Had she seen the others?
Only Christmas Vacation, I think.

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« Reply #6347 on: June 17, 2021, 08:27:44 AM »
headed north to Minnesooota this morning for a golf weekend

18 this afternoon, 36 friday and saturday, free lodging, free food, free alcohol, live music, free shuttle between the lodge and the course

all I gotta do is get there and tip the bev cart ladies

been attending this event since 2001, back then it was a sprint for a young man, this year it will be a marathon for an old man
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« Reply #6348 on: June 17, 2021, 08:47:39 AM »
headed north to Minnesooota this morning for a golf weekend

18 this afternoon, 36 friday and saturday, free lodging, free food, free alcohol, live music, free shuttle between the lodge and the course

all I gotta do is get there and tip the bev cart ladies

been attending this event since 2001, back then it was a sprint for a young man, this year it will be a marathon for an old man
RIP FF.

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« Reply #6349 on: June 17, 2021, 09:18:39 AM »
FORE!!!
"Courage; Generosity; Fairness; Honor; In these are the true awards of manly sport."

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« Reply #6350 on: June 17, 2021, 09:46:19 AM »






A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'.

 
He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.


'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.

I wanted to help the government, so.....I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
'Because he's a Bullshitter.  He's never been out of the yard!
I’ve reached that age where my mind goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that.” To “What the hell, let’s see what happens.”

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Re: In other news ...
« Reply #6351 on: June 17, 2021, 10:08:49 AM »
I'm back with the new tire on the car, some $430 poorer.  I figured it needed an alignment, which was the case.

At least the rim is OK.

And the car is OK.


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« Reply #6352 on: June 17, 2021, 10:29:06 AM »
headed north to Minnesooota this morning for a golf weekend

18 this afternoon, 36 friday and saturday, 
Holes or temps?

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« Reply #6353 on: June 17, 2021, 10:57:41 AM »
Holes or temps?
Exactly what I was thinking! :)

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« Reply #6354 on: June 17, 2021, 11:09:34 AM »
headed north to Minnesooota this morning for a golf weekend

18 this afternoon, 36 friday and saturday, 
Holes or temps?
Exactly what I was thinking! :)
I thought he was talking about beers.

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« Reply #6355 on: June 17, 2021, 11:33:17 AM »
I'm back with the new tire on the car, some $430 poorer.  I figured it needed an alignment, which was the case.

At least the rim is OK.

And the car is OK.


a new tire and an alignment cost you $430

man they are really proud of their alignments
They won't let me give blood anymore. The burnt orange color scares the hell out of the doctors.

 

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