I never cared for all the 'lawyers are bad' jokes.....until I sat in and heard a defense attorney speak.
The guy was friends with the other lawyer.
He was "just doing his job."
The defendant was guilty, but he had to put up some kind of defense.
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He busts out with "yes, she was abducted at knife-point from her front door, but her life was never in danger."
All of my hatred and ire towards the defendant went right to the lawyer who uttered those words. It took all I had not to yell out, "let me drag your wife from your front door, kicking and screaming at knifepoint at 4 am and you tell me her life isn't in danger!"
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But yeah, since then, all the lawyer jokes seem too polite. Fuck that guy.