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Topic: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?

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utee94

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #84 on: April 03, 2020, 02:38:28 PM »
It's my B12 influence perhaps.  There's no such thing as "staying on topic" down in the B12 forum.

In truth I've always thought it peculiar, how militant some of you B1G folk tend to be, about it.

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #85 on: April 03, 2020, 03:20:29 PM »
Come on guys, this is a very important topic. Stay focused. 

So, uh, do you wipe "front to back" in the recommended, sanitary method? Or do you like to add a little coney sauce to the beans and frank?
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #86 on: April 03, 2020, 03:31:14 PM »
Hand-held shower head is the most sanitary way to clean up any mess.

Of course, if you eat right, there shouldn't be any mess.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #87 on: April 03, 2020, 04:16:37 PM »
I find drinking exacerbates the mess.

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #88 on: April 03, 2020, 04:34:29 PM »
Of course, if you eat right, there shouldn't be any mess.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #89 on: April 03, 2020, 04:47:13 PM »
A momentary lapse. Forgive me.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #90 on: April 03, 2020, 04:48:25 PM »
Yes, if you are home you can just hop in the shower right quick. But that is venturing out into the weeds a little bit, seeing as the thread topic is toilet paper and not soap and water. Come on people, focus.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #91 on: April 03, 2020, 04:53:17 PM »
Having a hand-held shower head helps your toilet paper supply hold out.

I submit that this position be allowed here.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #92 on: April 03, 2020, 05:04:16 PM »
Idk. I can’t imagine a shower head would clean me well enough without me doing some manual labor in that area.

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #93 on: April 03, 2020, 05:10:04 PM »
You need a booster pump for your water pressure then.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #94 on: April 03, 2020, 06:29:40 PM »
"We" get into some interesting discussions.

I'd like to think it's because "we" are interesting, intelligent people.

I'm sure that's it.

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #95 on: April 03, 2020, 06:32:07 PM »
Pump that water pressure up too high, and you might do some serious damage to the neighboring area.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #96 on: April 03, 2020, 06:45:37 PM »
You all do realize why COVID-19 has caused a TP shortage, right? 

Because as soon as 1 person coughs, 10 people sh!t themselves.

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #97 on: April 03, 2020, 06:57:42 PM »
You need a booster pump for your water pressure then.
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