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Topic: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?

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utee94

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2020, 10:13:09 AM »
Quote from: 847badgerfan on April 03, 2020, 08:32:03 AM
My brother went to the store yesterday - his weekly trip. TP was just about fully stocked. The hoarders are done, or they ran out of storage.

Talked to my buddy in Florida this morning. What a shit show.

Older people are hoarders, apparently. He told me he would love for me to ship him some as he is down to 2 rolls, but he'd be afraid that the USPS/UPS/FedEx driver would "lose" the package. He's going over to the yacht club (which is closed to the general public but not to members - 6 at a time allowed) today to see if he can "borrow" some.

Send him some in a box with the  biohazard logo on it and write "COVID19 Testing Samples" on the outside.  That might convince the local drivers not to mess with it. :)



(yeah yeah I know it would never make it that far)
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2020, 10:17:32 AM »
If you're running low on TP, and in the Vegas area, go to the public restrooms in the Venetian.  To this day, the only public TP that isn't half-ply.  
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2020, 10:19:12 AM »
Quote from: OrangeAfroMan on April 03, 2020, 10:17:32 AM
If you're running low on TP, and in the Vegas area, go to the public restrooms in the Venetian.  To this day, the only public TP that isn't half-ply. 
Our office buildings do 2-ply, and it's pretty soft too.  Not Charmin or anything, but way better than most.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2020, 10:39:30 AM »
Quote from: utee94 on April 03, 2020, 10:13:09 AM
Send him some in a box with the  biohazard logo on it and write "COVID19 Testing Samples" on the outside.  That might convince the local drivers not to mess with it. :)



(yeah yeah I know it would never make it that far)

HA!just use the biohazard and samples.Course they prolly have their own delivery with anything like that.Could try "Live Bait" provided the driver isn't a Tournament Fisherman
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #60 on: April 03, 2020, 10:41:19 AM »
Quote from: OrangeAfroMan on April 03, 2020, 10:17:32 AM
If you're running low on TP, and in the Vegas area, go to the public restrooms in the Venetian.  To this day, the only public TP that isn't half-ply. 
And if you're caught tell them it's for the Indian Reservation.Hope they don't ask what they used 150 yrs ago
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #61 on: April 03, 2020, 10:42:39 AM »
Quote from: 847badgerfan on April 02, 2020, 08:35:22 PM
If you don't use toilet paper much, you must be full of shit.
Or a member of Congress
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #62 on: April 03, 2020, 10:43:45 AM »
Quote from: FearlessF on April 02, 2020, 08:37:38 PM
4 pack = 4 weeks
You're obviously not talking Budweiser
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #63 on: April 03, 2020, 10:47:09 AM »
Quote from: Cincydawg on April 03, 2020, 05:20:58 AM
You can use facial tissue, it has a similar composition, but the wet strength doesn't decay, so you shouldn't flush it.
Just what on earth are we to do with this magnificent bit of info - dig a whole behind the garage?
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #64 on: April 03, 2020, 10:54:46 AM »
Well, worst case, put it in a zip lock bag and put in garbage, like folks do with dog poo.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #65 on: April 03, 2020, 11:05:08 AM »
Yeah, the MWRDGC came out and asked the public to not flush things that are not toilet paper. They were seeing paper towel, Kleenex, t-shirts and other "stuff" coming into their treatment plants. Not good.

It's a toilet, not a garbage can.

toilet
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #66 on: April 03, 2020, 11:05:51 AM »

Don't Flush It!


 The recent Coronavirus and COVID-19 health issue has created a temporary shortage of toilet paper.  If shortages continue, people may attempt to use alternative products.  Residents and businesses need to recognize what not to flush in toilets.  Do NOT flush any of the following:

  • Baby or toilet wipes (flushable wipes may be used, but in minimum quantity and flushed one at a time), towelettes, disinfecting wipes, cloth wipes, paper towels, napkins, or Kleenex;
  • Diapers;
  • Paper products or cotton swabs;
  • Feminine hygiene products or other personal care items;
  • Rags or mop heads; and
  • Medications.



If you use any of the above listed items, please dispose of them properly and NOT in the toilet.  For any questions or concerns, please contact the Public Works Department at (847) 705-5200.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #67 on: April 03, 2020, 11:07:41 AM »
Quote from: Cincydawg on April 03, 2020, 10:54:46 AM
Well, worst case, put it in a zip lock bag and put in garbage, like folks do with dog poo.
If I run out of TP might take the plunger route
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #68 on: April 03, 2020, 11:09:14 AM »
If you have a septic tank, you should be more careful about what is flushed.  Facial tissue will eventually degrade at least.

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #69 on: April 03, 2020, 11:47:50 AM »
Quote from: MrNubbz on April 03, 2020, 10:43:45 AM
You're obviously not talking Budweiser
check the thread title
it's not butt wiper
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