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Topic: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions

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MaximumSam

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December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« on: December 02, 2017, 07:23:38 AM »
My wife is having some sort of girl's party tonight.  I have staked out the sun room and put anti-woman traps everywhere to prevent them from taking over my man and dog cave.  I may need help this evening in this struggle.  Send all your best ideas.
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2017, 07:40:02 AM »
The roundup:

Noon: AAC Championship, ABC
Memphis v. Central Florida

12:30, B12 Championship, FOX
TCU v. Oklahoma

4 pm, SEC Championship, CBS
Auburn v. Georgia

7:45, ESPN, Mountain West Championship
Boise St. v. Fresno State

8 pm, ACC Championship, ABC
Clemson v. Miami

8 pm, B1G Championship, FOX
OSU v. Wisconsin
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2017, 07:41:27 AM »
BTW, even the MWC game is mildly relevant, as Fresno is one of Bama's ranked wins, and would be likely to fall out if they lose.
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2017, 08:23:20 AM »
Quote from: MaximumSam on December 02, 2017, 07:23:38 AM
My wife is having some sort of girl's party tonight.  I have staked out the sun room and put anti-woman traps everywhere to prevent them from taking over my man and dog cave.  I may need help this evening in this struggle.  Send all your best ideas.
My best idea would be to get in your car now and come to my house and help me cook, but that's probably far.

Barring that, maybe invite a couple of buddies over and tell them not to shave or comb their hair. You all can rudely an loudly cheer for anything that happens, which might serve to get some of the girls to leave. That and possibly some (fake) drunken trips to the bathroom nearest where they are and if they are in the kitchen, a (fake) lean over the sink with some gasping action.

Hell, I dunno. Maybe they are nice girls. Sometimes it's good to be the only guy.
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2017, 08:25:56 AM »
I have yet to come up with a menu for today. Mrs. 847 wants me to make salmon patties out of the last piece of fish from this past summer's catch.

That, to me, is not football food. Maybe I'll fix them up for her and send her on an Amtrak to Max's house for the girl party.

I guess I'll figure it out when I hit the market, after the gym.
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2017, 08:45:56 AM »
No matter what happens today I'm hoping TCU whizzes in the Wheaties.Not because the Sooners worked tOSU or that it may help the Buckeyes.It would open up a whole other bag of snakes right out of the chute.The deck of cards would not only have been shuffled but then tossed all around the room.The committee would be reduced to flipping coins come tuesday.I don't think the Sooners will loose but the uncertainty that would follow would be rich  :character0029:
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2017, 08:47:34 AM »
Quote from: MaximumSam on December 02, 2017, 07:23:38 AM
My wife is having some sort of girl's party tonight.  I have staked out the sun room and put anti-woman traps everywhere to prevent them from taking over my man and dog cave.  I may need help this evening in this struggle.  Send all your best ideas.
arm yourself with a cigar
most women don't appreciate the smell and will stay out of the cave
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2017, 08:50:38 AM »
I'm taking a fist full of cigars to the golf course this afternoon

55 degrees and little wind make this fine December saturday an opportunity to play golf with the buddies

and too my delight, Tito's is on sale for $27.95 a handle.  I'm stocking up for winter
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2017, 08:51:57 AM »
I like:

USC to beat Stanford in a close one.  Ha.

Oklahoma to beat TCU rather handily, like 35-21.

OSU to beat Wisconsin close, 27-24.

Georgia to beat Auburn close, 24-20.

Clemson to beat Miami, 31-16.

I'd rather see TCU winning.  If all that happens, I don't know who gets Slot Four.
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2017, 08:55:52 AM »
Quote from: 847badgerfan on December 02, 2017, 08:25:56 AM
I have yet to come up with a menu for today. Mrs. 847 wants me to make salmon patties out of the last piece of fish from this past summer's catch.

That, to me, is not football food.Sure it is just have to pair it with a different beer than you would a Brat - see I'm catching on to this foodie thing Maybe I'll fix them up for her and send her on an Amtrak to Max's house for the girl party.I'm finishing thanksgiving left overs - not really.Having left over Eggplant Parmesan from last nite

I guess I'll figure it out when I hit the market, after the gym.I renamed the head Gym - I hit it all the time,so I have that going for me.Actually I stay in pretty good shape dodging lightning
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2017, 08:58:00 AM »
Quote from: FearlessF on December 02, 2017, 08:47:34 AM
arm yourself with a cigar
most women don't appreciate the smell and will stay out of the cave
Charlie Sheen School of Chivalry right there
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2017, 09:00:51 AM »
Quote from: FearlessF on December 02, 2017, 08:47:34 AM
arm yourself with a cigar
most women don't appreciate the smell and will stay out of the cave
I can't believe I didn't think of that. Maybe a pipe even.

And Mr. N.,

I don't care what you do to it. Salmon patties and football do not mix.

I'm thinking tomahawk beef ribs.
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2017, 09:07:31 AM »
Quote from: MaximumSam on December 02, 2017, 07:23:38 AM
My wife is having some sort of girl's party tonight.  I have staked out the sun room and put anti-woman traps everywhere to prevent them from taking over my man and dog cave.  I may need help this evening in this struggle.  Send all your best ideas.
Break some wind,angry butt violence tends to send the message real quick.The most important thing how ever is the dog won't mind.You can crack the window open - after all I'm not a crass individual,you're welcome
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Re: December 2nd, 2017: A Nice Day to Crown Some Champions
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2017, 09:09:55 AM »
Passing gas is foolproof.  Nobody will stand for that.  Now, that may take it too far of course. 
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