Now that I'm done and the rest of you are bloating your conferences to the point the Big Ten is blushing, I can reveal my Evil Plan.
You all have some very impressive teams.
Lots of powerhouses.
I have a few schools with decent name recognition, and crown jewels of Ohio State and Penn State.
What you all didn't know, is in the hypothetical world we've built.......
We're going back to the BCS.
Suckers.
While your conferences cannibalize each other every year and each team keeps knocking every other team out of contention, Ohio State will play a slate of games against teams that have no chance against them--kind of like Notre Dame--yet they are teams with just enough brand awareness to feel like a good slate, and it will keep my Buckeyes highly ranked. For the hard-to-impress voters and computers, Penn St. will provide the boost needed, and may be Ohio State's only real challenge each year. But let's face it.......PSU ain't beating OSU.
I'm going to the BCSCG. Every. Single. Year.
Ohio State may not win every year, but they'll be there, #1 ranking in tow.
The rest of you will be sporting 2 and 3 loss teams, duking it out for the second slot.
See you there.
It's about to be a golden age for medina, Brutus, HB, et al.
Go Buckeyes!
Now you know my Evil Plan, albeit too late. MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!!!! *that's an evil laugh*
