College football is the best because of the sheer volume of silly traditions and uniquities.
ND has TD Jesus, the lined end zones, actual gold on the helmets, a silly ginger prancing around as a leprechaun, and no hope of ever winning a NC again.
Florida actually has thousands of alligators on its campus.
Georgia and Tennessee have actual dogs. Maybe Warshington, too. A&M even? Idk, dogs are great!
Where else can you see a bunch of Ducks boat race some Trojans?
USC and FSU have dudes on horseback, wielding a sword and flaming spear, respectively! Fire!
A dancing tree, the putt-putt mascot, a large-horned bovine, an actual stampeding bison, and a coon-skinned cap-wearing redneck can all be found on college football sidelines!!
Fight songs! You love yours, hate several others, but can hum along with at least 5-6 of them. Marching bands spelling out school names, the shapes of states, and even MJ doing the moonwalk!
The coaches! Generals of the gridiron! Some of them trying to beat you 9-0, some of them setting out to hang 50 on you...some fuming, with steam coming out of their ears, others - just as effective - calmer than the Dude after smoking a jay.
The colors! The cheerleaders! The crowd being a healthy mix of students, alumni, and others (mostly others, in Miami's case).
The best trophies! The Heisman! I don't have a fucking clue what the NFL MVP trophy looks like, but the Heisman is iconic. The Floyd of Rosedale: trophy in pig form!! Buckets, spittoons, and unwieldly invented nonsense like the Arkansas-LSU boot thing! The way the MN-WI winner sprints for that axe!
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This post could fill a book. There are a great many books on college football, but it'd be cool to have a comprehensive love letter to it.
But I think it'd be a past-tense thing. With a playoff now open to mediocrity and a multi-loss team Mr Magooing it's way to a NC......thanks to Meyer and RichRod, 95% of teams running the same offense.....and the gradual monopolization of conferences (SWC, PAC,...) into an eventual one big beautiful league....our precious darling has gotten ugly.