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OrangeAfroMan

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Breastaurants
« on: May 01, 2025, 08:42:41 PM »
All this talk about strip clubs and food....why not?  By whatever metric you choose (name, uniform, beer temp, wing sauce spice, food quality-ha!), whatcha got?
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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2025, 08:53:03 PM »
picked Hooters cause I like wings and I've been to Hooters 10 times as often as the others combined
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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2025, 09:32:32 PM »
I picked Hooters-- you always remember your first.

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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2025, 12:25:12 AM »
I like Hooters' default wing sauce, but I've seen too many of their waitresses that couldn't wear the Tilted Kilt uniform w/o embarrassing themselves.
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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2025, 07:12:22 AM »
None of the above.

Or more like, none of them.
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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2025, 07:49:41 AM »
I went to baseball fantasy camp in 1992 in West Palm.  They had warmups each morning led by three Hooters gals.  That was well attended.

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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2025, 07:53:14 AM »
Hooters chicks are the mids/trash — the ones that actually wait tables in the restaurants.  

The travel ones are actually attractive.  Calendar girls and such.  

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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2025, 07:55:49 AM »
I haven't actually been to a breastaurant in years.  I figured the hot girls are all on onlyfans now, leaving the lesser talent to actually do real work like waiting tables.


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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2025, 07:56:58 AM »
I don't have problems with Hooters servers. but I live in God's country - The Midwest farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss, They keep their boyfriends warm at night
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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2025, 07:57:47 AM »
I've never been to onlyfans
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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2025, 07:58:28 AM »
I'd rather have decent food and solid service.  

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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2025, 07:59:57 AM »
I find that at Hooters - but I like my wings and service SPICY!
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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2025, 08:03:13 AM »
I think I’ve been to Hooters once and maybe an off brand one? St the off brand one, I learned about innovations in looking trashy but attractive that I’d not known about to that point. 

I’ll be honest, I found the whole thing a bit weird, but I also find strip clubs off-putting, so maybe that’s just me.

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Re: Breastaurants
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2025, 08:07:38 AM »
It's not just you.
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