I'm not sure Wisconsin is as good as the top 10 love they're getting, but they are the best, most complete team in the West this year.
Program? Wisconsin right now.
Academics? Always a silly question, because it's program dependent.
Coeds? I wouldn't know, I've only been on half the B1G West campuses, and it's not something I've thought about for 15 years.
Lakes? Minnesota.
Beer? Toppling Goliath rules all, so Iowa! But really, it's probably Minnesota.