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MrNubbz

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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9268 on: September 17, 2020, 09:52:46 AM »
  Dudes that work out a lot and want to show off their abs drink it, because it's lower in carbs than beer.
Rather have a Keg than a 6 pack
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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9269 on: September 17, 2020, 09:54:43 AM »
When I was leaving for college my dad gave me some sage advice which has stayed with me to this day

He said son stay away from the sweet alcoholic drinks

they will just get you drunk too fast and very sick the next day

thanks dad
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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9270 on: September 17, 2020, 09:55:48 AM »
When I was leaving for college my dad gave me some sage advice which has stayed with me to this day

He said son stay away from the sweet alcoholic drinks

they will just get you drunk too fast and very sick the next day

thanks dad
Yeah but I love margaritas, mojitos, caipirinha, and gin&tonic.  So...

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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9271 on: September 17, 2020, 09:56:38 AM »
The Horror
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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9272 on: September 17, 2020, 09:57:03 AM »
I hate to say there were lying to bring in a few gents to hang out, but if they were hockey players ...


Ha! They all had Canadian/Minnesota accents, and they each could have bench pressed that keg. 

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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9273 on: September 17, 2020, 10:00:15 AM »


This was the REAL low brow beer from the 90s. 

Natty Light was "top shelf" by comparison. 

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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9274 on: September 17, 2020, 10:03:29 AM »
I prefer the caiparoska.

Nice drink really for a hot day, but can load you up fast.

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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9275 on: September 17, 2020, 10:04:20 AM »



Oh boy, this brings back some unpleasant memories.
 
One weekend while in undergrad, I was part of something called a case race. Two teams of 12 or more raced to see which teams could drink 4 cases (24-packs) of beer the fastest. The order of consumption was Miller Genuine Draft Light, Miller Lite, Milwaukee's Best Light, and Red Dog (the organizers were all from the Milwaukee burbs).  By the time the belligerents got into the Red Dog, everyone suddenly got really sick. People puking everywhere. I think one team made it to the bottom of the case, but it was an ugly affair. Fortunately, this event was conducted outside and it started to rain shortly thereafter. 

I only bring that up because of the statute of limitations.

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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9276 on: September 17, 2020, 10:05:00 AM »
We had Falstaff here.  And Buckhorn.  And "Oly."

And then of course the cheap versions of macro-leaders like Busch (Budweiser), Keystone (Coors), and "The Beast" (Milwaukee's Best from Miller Corp).

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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9277 on: September 17, 2020, 10:06:09 AM »
I prefer the caiparoska.

Nice drink really for a hot day, but can load you up fast.
Yeah it's not as sweet as caipirinha.  Substituting vodka instead of cachaca (rum).

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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9278 on: September 17, 2020, 10:07:53 AM »
Mabel,Black Label Carling Black Label Beer
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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9279 on: September 17, 2020, 10:10:21 AM »

Ha! They all had Canadian/Minnesota accents, and they each could have bench pressed that keg.


So they took you by force? 

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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9280 on: September 17, 2020, 10:11:35 AM »
Mickey's wasn't too shabby as I recall - ice cold
used to play quarters with Mickey's big mouth bottles, didn't have to chug too many before you had a good buzz
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Re: 2020 Offseason Stream of Unconciousness
« Reply #9281 on: September 17, 2020, 10:13:47 AM »
Yeah but I love margaritas, mojitos, caipirinha, and gin&tonic.  So...

thats fine now
you know your limits and have much more experience drinking then an 18 year old freshman

To this day I find it hard to drink bourbon cause of too many  coke and bourbon drinks at a party

I remember that party was going great till somebody threw the bar-b-q pit into the swimming pool

It all went down hill from there

The police were pretty nice though, they said if the pit is retrieved from the pool our door closed and the music turned down 
all would be well

we did this very quickly

it was amazing out of 50 people at that party at least 40 were under age but the police didnt ask for 1 ID
They won't let me give blood anymore. The burnt orange color scares the hell out of the doctors.

 

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