You think that's bad, the burb where I currently reside has a "Central" HS that is located at least a mile north of their "North" HS. Also has the word "West" in its name, even though it is on the east end of town. Then on top of all that, they have a "County Line Road" and a "County Line Run" neither of which serve as the actual county line.
Consequently the entire community is directionally challenged.