Well I don't have a team of writers like Noah, but here goes...
It's a free country you can say whatever you wish,
You can even do it without being punished,
Pro athletes, movie stars and wealthy elites,
Illegal immigrants, drug dealers and tax cheats,
You can lament that life is unfair,
You can complain that it is too much of a burden to bear,
All of the unenlightened rubes you can slam,
But don't shove your opinions down people's throats and expect them to give a damn.
