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fuzzynavol

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2018, 08:49:48 PM »
Fuzz, what do you call incremental fossils? 10 thousand years, 25 thousand years, 50 thousand years, 100 thousand years.
 
An "increment" of time can one year, or one million.  You're parroting talking points that have no place in an intelligent discussion of evolutionary science.

The facts are that science can even produce 1,000 year incremental fossils of the same species of ape much less any ape science has theorized as human so try again.
 
I don't know what you're trying to say here. 

There's also incontrovertible proof of evolution in our DNA by the way, it's not just fossil evidence.  

Say it with me, "there is zero proof man came from apes"  

Again, we didn't come from apes, we ARE apes.  


One of my favorite evolution theories in the evolution of the whale. Although you have to be a dumbass to believe in evolution, a person has to be a special kind of dumbass to believe the evolution of the whale.

What's so hard to accept about the evolution of the whale?  Do you not think there's enough room for them in the oceans?  Do you not think there's enough food to support a mammal that large?  I might agree it would be hard to imagine the Blue Whale evolving in the creeks of Tennessee, but I have no idea what you're thinking here.    


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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2018, 11:51:34 PM »
When Pitch and Fuzz suffer an unexpected death or catastrophic illness to an immediate family member just remember this they brought it upon themselves.

They keep asking the same dumb ass questions as to why God allows things to happen but never want to accept the answer.

People bring it upon themselves.

So the two shit birds have something to look forward to called pain and suffering so they need to get ready it's coming.
If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.

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« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2018, 12:16:42 AM »
When Pitch and Fuzz suffer an unexpected death or catastrophic illness to an immediate family member just remember this they brought it upon themselves.

They keep asking the same dumb ass questions as to why God allows things to happen but never want to accept the answer.

People bring it upon themselves.

So the two shit birds have something to look forward to called pain and suffering so they need to get ready it's coming.
At least we earned it:

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2018, 12:09:33 PM »

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2018, 01:24:36 PM »
Fuzz, have you ever looked at what science says is the evolution of the whale? From what they claim it was on land to what it’s become today? To get to that conclusion they’d either have to make stuff up or have the incremental fossils that clearly show the small incremental changes through the years but they don’t. So what that leads a person like me to is that “scientists” have great imaginations. They made that crap up just as they’ve made up the evolution of man. What a crock of crap. Humans did not evolve from apes and we aren’t a strain of the ape family.

You think I’m crazy for believing in God and I think you’re crazy for believing all living life forms came from pond scum. Nothing you say will change my mind and likely nothing I say will change yours. 

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2018, 01:39:39 PM »
You think I’m crazy for believing in God and I think you’re crazy for believing all living life forms came from pond scum. Nothing you say will change my mind and likely nothing I say will change yours.

Or to restate:

He thinks your crazy for believing in a Creator and you think he's crazy for believing everything just poofed out of nothing.

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« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2018, 03:01:26 PM »
Fuzz, have you ever looked at what science says is the evolution of the whale? From what they claim it was on land to what it’s become today?
 
If creatures can leave the sea to survive on land, then why can't a land creature return to the sea?  Species will adapt to whatever they need to do to survive.  Or go extinct.    

To get to that conclusion they’d either have to make stuff up or have the incremental fossils that clearly show the small incremental changes through the years but they don’t.
 
Yes, they do.  You should visit the Natural History Museum in NYC.  It's full of "incremental" fossils.  

Nothing you say will change my mind and likely nothing I say will change yours.

No, you're projecting here.  I have no personal stake in the Evolution vs. Creation debate, and I'm happy to revise my thinking.  You on the other hand, have your personal and cultural identity wrapped up in fundamentalist Christianity.  You can't change your mind - it would rock your social and family life.  No one wants to admit they've been chasing fairy tales their whole life.  I'm free to follow the truth.  I'm just a regular family man in a majority Christian community who doesn't go to church.  That could change this Sunday.  It would be easy for me to adopt any religion, but I'd need a rational reason.  



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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2018, 02:10:05 PM »

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« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2018, 02:34:44 PM »
Fuzz, you could move your entire family to Antartica tomorrow and in 1000 years none of your family would be any hairier than they are now. Nor would that happen in 10,000 or 100,000 years. Your family would not become abdominal snowmen and snow women. Yes we adjust to our environments but we don’t become like another species or subspecies. That’s a little far fetched.

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2018, 03:33:00 PM »
Fuzz, you could move your entire family to Antartica tomorrow and in 1000 years none of your family would be any hairier than they are now. Nor would that happen in 10,000 or 100,000 years.
 
So if God made man in his image (penis and all), does He look like Shaquille O'Neal or Lyle Lovett?  

Your family would not become abdominal snowmen and snow women. Yes we adjust to our environments but we don’t become like another species or subspecies.

You won't even allow for a little extra hair.

That’s a little far fetched.

Far fetched is thinking it was all done by magic.  

And thinking you can communicate telepathically with said magician by closing your eyes and bowing your head.  

And calling it far fetched is being kind.  

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2018, 06:13:27 PM »
Fuzz, you could move your entire family to Antartica tomorrow and in 1000 years none of your family would be any hairier than they are now. Nor would that happen in 10,000 or 100,000 years. Your family would not become abdominal snowmen and snow women. Yes we adjust to our environments but we don’t become like another species or subspecies. That’s a little far fetched.
If you don't believe that people evolve and change, then how did Adam and Eve end up being a world with 4 different races?

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2018, 07:30:28 PM »
If you don't believe that people evolve and change, then how did Adam and Eve end up being a world with 4 different races?
There is only one race and that is the human race (Modern scholarship regards race as a social construct, that is, a symbolic identity created to establish some cultural meaning. While partially based on physical similarities within groups, race is not an inherent physical or biological quality.[1][2]
Social conceptions and groupings of races vary over time, involving folk taxonomies[3] that define essential types of individuals based on perceived traits. Scientists consider biological essentialism obsolete,[4] and generally discourage racial explanations for collective differentiation in both physical and behavioral traits.[5][6][7][8][9]
Even though there is a broad scientific agreement that essentialist and typological conceptualizations of race are untenable, scientists around the world continue to conceptualize race in widely differing ways, some of which have essentialist implications.[10] While some researchers use the concept of race to make distinctions among fuzzy sets of traits or observable differences in behaviour, others in the scientific community suggest that the idea of race often is used in a naive[5] or simplistic way,[11] and argue that, among humans, race has no taxonomic significance by pointing out that all living humans belong to the same species, Homo sapiens, and (as far as applicable) subspecies, Homo sapiens sapiens.[12][13])  and there are only two sexes male and female.
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2018, 11:19:42 PM »
There is only one race and that is the human race (Modern scholarship regards race as a social construct, that is, a symbolic identity created to establish some cultural meaning. While partially based on physical similarities within groups, race is not an inherent physical or biological quality.[1][2]
Social conceptions and groupings of races vary over time, involving folk taxonomies[3] that define essential types of individuals based on perceived traits. Scientists consider biological essentialism obsolete,[4] and generally discourage racial explanations for collective differentiation in both physical and behavioral traits.[5][6][7][8][9]
Even though there is a broad scientific agreement that essentialist and typological conceptualizations of race are untenable, scientists around the world continue to conceptualize race in widely differing ways, some of which have essentialist implications.[10] While some researchers use the concept of race to make distinctions among fuzzy sets of traits or observable differences in behaviour, others in the scientific community suggest that the idea of race often is used in a naive[5] or simplistic way,[11] and argue that, among humans, race has no taxonomic significance by pointing out that all living humans belong to the same species, Homo sapiens, and (as far as applicable) subspecies, Homo sapiens sapiens.[12][13])  and there are only two sexes male and female.
This is some excellent spin.  Completely wrong, but great spin nonetheless.
For someone who portrays themselves as so "scientific", it's surprising that you'd even post this.

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #55 on: July 20, 2018, 01:20:00 PM »

 

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