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Topic: Non-Believer Humor

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P1tchBlack

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2018, 01:23:37 PM »

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2018, 01:35:04 PM »
Regardless of the fact that you believe we all grew from pond scum or apes

We are apes.  That's a fact.

the story line is that the earth was flooded for 150 days.

You mean the myth.

You and Pitch said that Penguins couldn’t live in water alone for as long as the earth was flooded. Science says different

Can you please link to "science" saying penguins can live in water for 150 days?


When you say WE are apes you are talking about the left wing loons and democrats not anyone else.

That's why I believe you are partially right on evolution you and your kind evolved from APES and your brain hasn't fully developed.
That's why you keep making a monkey out of yourselves.  :hee20hee20hee:

I could be mistaken you make have evolved from donkeys you liberal loons do a good job of making asses out yourselves too.     :sign0081:
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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2018, 02:10:41 PM »

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2018, 06:43:29 PM »
Regardless of the fact that you believe we all grew from pond scum or apes

We are apes.  That's a fact.
Fuzz, you might believe the ape theory but I'm of the human persuasion in the likeness of our Creator. You do know that science has never provided ANY PROOF that humans evolved from apes? What they have is many species of apes but they do not have a fossil record with incremental fossils. Just long leaps of faith fossil records. 


the story line is that the earth was flooded for 150 days.

You mean the myth.

You and Pitch said that Penguins couldn’t live in water alone for as long as the earth was flooded. Science says different

Can you please link to "science" saying penguins can live in water for 150 days?
How about using google and do your own research. It's not hard to find.

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2018, 06:45:29 PM »
Regardless of the fact that you believe we all grew from pond scum or apes

We are apes.  That's a fact.
Fuzz, you might believe the ape theory but I'm of the human persuasion in the likeness of our Creator. You do know that science has never provided ANY PROOF that humans evolved from apes? What they have is many species of apes but they do not have a fossil record with incremental fossils. Just long leaps of faith fossil records.


the story line is that the earth was flooded for 150 days.

You mean the myth.

You and Pitch said that Penguins couldn’t live in water alone for as long as the earth was flooded. Science says different

Can you please link to "science" saying penguins can live in water for 150 days?
How about using google and do your own research. It's not hard to find.
Given their travel patterns and the fact the spend between 75 to 80 % of their lives in water ...................
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2018, 07:46:05 PM »
Given their travel patterns and the fact the spend between 75 to 80 % of their lives in water ...................
and humans spend one-third of their lives asleep. That doesn't mean you cannot sleep for 150 days straight and then sleep for 50.

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2018, 07:53:39 PM »

More the same bullshit from someone
As I have said before and it applies to multiple topics, all you do is continue your childish trolling activities. Short and simple the same ''sentiment'' I expressed about Fuzz applies to you as well
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Pitch you have not had time to read and digest what I posted and you tried your same old tired trick of trying to push someone into a position to argue what you falsely believe or want to discuss.
You lack the ability to have an intelligent conversation about what was actually posted in context.
You lack any foundation or understanding of basic Christian beliefs and grasp at straws to try and push your false narratives time and time again.
You cannot even grasp any of the big pictures of anything Biblical, little alone subtle nuances
I could go on but why bother, many on here have tried to discuss things with you and your to bigoted to even grasp anything rudimentary such as the simple concept of kinds with Moses to the Bible Verse Thou Shall Not Kill is really in today's English Thou Shall Not Murder.

When you actually want to discuss something and not play games get with me, until then I refuse to.

As in evidence in so many places you have eyes and do not see, ears and do not hear and a brain and do not think 

Thanks for proving so many of my points 

Look up in the sky. Its that damned bird point, flying over your head, yet again . 

President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

P1tchBlack

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2018, 07:55:26 PM »
^^^^What DD says when he has nothing to say^^^^^

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2018, 08:06:57 PM »
Fuzz, you might believe the ape theory but I'm of the human persuasion in the likeness of our Creator.
 
So your Creator has a penis.  Is He a virgin?  If he has testes he must create sperm.  Hmmm - I guess it's probably best not to think about your myths too hard, huh?  

You do know that science has never provided ANY PROOF that humans evolved from apes?
 
I do know that it has.  Religious conservatives burying their heads and refusing to accept scientific progress has been going on for centuries.  The only places left on earth where Evolution still has doubters is in the Middle East and rural America, so you're in good intellectual company with the goat herders of Saudi Arabia.  

What they have is many species of apes but they do not have a fossil record with incremental fossils.
 
What a stupid talking point - every fossil is incremental.  Evolution has been going on since the beginnings of life.  



How about using google and do your own research. It's not hard to find.

I did - I couldn't find it.  You should have provided a verifying link without me even asking.  This reminds me of that time Roady hilariously claimed that Trump considered running for President as a Democrat before the '12 election, and all anyone had to do was google it.  Thankfully, he never would just admit he was wrong on that one, so I got to have a lot of fun rubbing his nose in it.  





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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2018, 08:23:51 PM »
So your Creator has a penis.  Is He a virgin?  

Depends on which religion you subscribe to.  If you're mormom, not only does your God have a penis, he dropped the celestial hammer on the "virgin" Mary...doggy style..
Ok, I made the doggy style part up.

The better question: if Mary was a virgin (no sperm involved) then wouldn't Jesus be a female given that there are no Y chromosomes?

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2018, 10:20:13 PM »
If you're mormom, not only does your God have a penis, he dropped the celestial hammer on the "virgin" Mary...doggy style..



The better question: if Mary was a virgin (no sperm involved) then wouldn't Jesus be a female given that there are no Y chromosomes?




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Re: Non-Believer Humor
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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2018, 05:11:11 PM »
Fuzz, what do you call incremental fossils? 10 thousand years, 25 thousand years, 50 thousand years, 100 thousand years. The facts are that science can even produce 1,000 year incremental fossils of the same species of ape much less any ape science has theorized as human so try again. Say it with me, "there is zero proof man came from apes" although there is substantial proof that progressives and liberals are rapidly regressing intellectually. 

One of my favorite evolution theories in the evolution of the whale. Although you have to be a dumbass to believe in evolution, a person has to be a special kind of dumbass to believe the evolution of the whale. Talk about a leap of faith.  

 

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