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DunkingDan

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #266 on: June 05, 2019, 04:42:33 PM »
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The Torah is the first 5 books of the Bible which contained all of the barbaric "God's Law".  There are still plenty of people who believe that the NEW Testament supports continuing God's Law.  Clearly any sane person recognizes, because we have a much better sense of morality than those who would sacrifice their kids to control weather, that God's Law is what's truly immoral.  Now as much as YOU find justification in the New Testament to ignore God's law, there are plenty of find the opposite.

once again....
If the Bible were TRULY the word of God, one would think it would serve as a much clearer, defined source for morality.

In other words you are incapable of honestly and in context answer the very simple and basic questions I asked 

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Once again your ignorance of someone who supposedly as a church goer is astounding.

A few simple questions a typical grade school level Sunday School Student should know the answers too. Who were the laws for? When were the penalties abolished? Why are the laws sill there? 
Answer them and you might be on your way to answering your own questions,

You say I never discuss anything with you. But as we see by your failure to honestly answer basic questions and jumping forwards to more foolishness there is no have a discussion with you. As you have said before all you want to do is play a game. Likewise as you have admitted your primary reason for posting and disrupting other posts is because you hate all things God.

Your game is boring 

  
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #267 on: June 05, 2019, 04:45:07 PM »
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In other words you are incapable of honestly and in context answer the very simple and basic questions I asked

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QuoteAnswer them and you might be on your way to answering your own questions,

You say I never discuss anything with you. But as we see by your failure to honestly answer basic questions and jumping forwards to more foolishness there is no have a discussion with you. As you have said before all you want to do is play a game. Likewise as you have admitted your primary reason for posting and disrupting other posts is because you hate all things God.

Your game is boring

 
As i said, it doesn't matter who the laws were for.  Why would God, who created EVERYTHING, foresaw EVERYTHING, etc ever need to appease the people he created by kicking morality to the curb?  There is NO situation where that would be ok.

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #268 on: June 05, 2019, 04:50:02 PM »
As i said, it doesn't matter who the laws were for.
Wrong once again. You made accusations and now you run from answering something  so simple a grade school student should be able to answer. 

Big Yawn

President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #269 on: June 05, 2019, 04:56:09 PM »
Wrong once again. You made accusations and now you run from answering something  so simple a grade school student should be able to answer.

Big Yawn
I'm not wrong.  No God, who is allegedly the basis for morality and goodness, can ever condone that behavior in the Torah.  So, either your God is immoral, irrational and plain eveil or there is no God and the Bible is nothing more than a book written by man which tries its best to explain away what any sane person would see as blatant hypocrisy.

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #270 on: June 05, 2019, 05:08:12 PM »
I'm not wrong.  No God, who is allegedly the basis for morality and goodness, can ever condone that behavior in the Torah.  So, either your God is immoral, irrational and plain eveil or there is no God and the Bible is nothing more than a book written by man which tries its best to explain away what any sane person would see as blatant hypocrisy.
Once again you show no basic understanding of anything about the Bible but continue to babble. You have no concept of who wrote the various book, how they interconnect and no contradictions as well as they probability of that occurring.

I do not blame you for refusing to answer the questions based on the statement you made

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All the Things the Bible Wants to Execute You For


1. Disobeying one’s parents. According to Deuteronomy, if a man disobeys his parents they should take him to the elders of the city, denounce him as a glutton and a drunkard, and then everyone should stone him to death.

2. Gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. When the Israelites were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on a Saturday. They brought him to Moses, who was unsure what to do with him. The word came down from on high that the man should be put to death, and the entire congregation stoned him outside the camp. This appears to have been an isolated incident, but just in case avoid gathering firewood or carrying pencils on the Sabbath.

3. Sexual relations with your in-laws. The penalty for sleeping with both a mother and her daughter is that all of them should be burned to death. Interestingly, sleeping with your daughter-in-law or stepmother incurs the more ambiguous punishment of you being put to death. Sex with your aunt or sister invokes social alienation, but not the death penalty.

4. Attending Hogwarts. According to Leviticus 20:27 “Any man or woman who is a medium or wizard shall be put to death.” Stoning is the specified method of execution. Sorry, Harry.
5. Kidnapping. Anyone who kidnaps someone should be put to death, regardless of whether or not the victim is still in their possession. Bad news for those involved in human trafficking and espionage.


6. Taking the Lord’s name in vain. Anyone—whether they are a local or an under-informed foreigner—can be stoned to death for taking the Lord’s name in vain. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit continues to be a serious sin in the New Testament: it is described in the gospel of Matthew as the only sin that will not be forgiven.
7. All kinds of extramarital sex. Sex with animals, adultery, sex with a woman who is betrothed to someone else, and sex with someone while betrothed to someone else all warrant the death penalty. For men, sex with slaves was probably the safest option, but for women the situation was always dire. If a woman is found not to be a virgin on her wedding night, then the entire town gathers at the entrance to her father’s house and stones her to death.

8. Worshipping other gods. If there’s one theme that emerges from reading the Hebrew Bible, it’s that God doesn’t like it when you worship other gods. When the whole people cheat, he allows them to be conquered by a foreign land. But when you do it solo you’re looking at the death penalty.

Once again your ignorance of someone who supposedly as a church goer is astounding.

A few simple questions a typical grade school level Sunday School Student should know the answers too. Who were the laws for? When were the penalties abolished? Why are the laws sill there? 

As I said Answer them and you might be on your way to answering your own questions,


You say I never discuss anything with you. But as we see by your failure to honestly answer basic questions and jumping forwards to more foolishness there is no have a discussion with you. As you have said before all you want to do is play a game. Likewise as you have admitted your primary reason for posting and disrupting other posts is because you hate all things God.

Your game is boring 

President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #271 on: June 06, 2019, 11:38:07 AM »

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #272 on: June 06, 2019, 11:43:59 AM »
Google it the answers are there But being a world class authority on science you should know the answer, both are rather elementary as well as some are very observable in regions of the US alone where massive and long term floods have occurred.
I thought someone here might know, or have an idea anyway.  I don't see any answers to this question except the old "Google is your friend" dodge, which means of course (I have no clue, but the answer may be out there somewhere."

I would think a global Flood lasting months would have effectively killed off both.

As for the OT laws, we were taught in effect they no longer apply.  Law ---> Grace.

So, the OT in effect became a kind of story time in Sunday School, but not to worry about the rather harsh parts.


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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #273 on: June 06, 2019, 02:25:10 PM »
I thought someone here might know, or have an idea anyway.  I don't see any answers to this question except the old "Google is your friend" dodge, which means of course (I have no clue, but the answer may be out there somewhere."

I would think a global Flood lasting months would have effectively killed off both.

As for the OT laws, we were taught in effect they no longer apply.  Law ---> Grace.

So, the OT in effect became a kind of story time in Sunday School, but not to worry about the rather harsh parts.
When you pay me to do your biding I will, until then  if your to damn lazy to do a simple search that is your problem, as a world renown scientist and one who knows everything you should have know the answer to your questions that most children learn in 2nd grade (what was the salinity at the time? How did it dilute? How might of species adapted or would it have been a problem? How many species now live in both environs? How might the species evolve? Sad You have never seen forest or grass fields come back to life after catastrophic and long term flooding. Maybe if yo got out of your ivory tower?) and the answer is easily observable in regions that have floods in the US, after all you understand part of science is observation. If you think that the OT is irrelevant you need to find a new teacher. As to your fellow FI's questions, second grade Sunday School Students know the answer, as he use to be a church goer he should as well and would lead into the answer to his questions, that he really does not want answered he just wants to record his questions and continue to show his Satanic level hatred of Christianity, to which you aid and abet,
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President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #274 on: June 13, 2019, 07:19:17 PM »

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« Reply #275 on: June 13, 2019, 07:31:39 PM »
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #276 on: June 13, 2019, 10:26:49 PM »
Non-believer humor. 

I think what you're looking for is the fiction section. 

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #277 on: June 18, 2019, 04:55:13 PM »

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #279 on: June 18, 2019, 05:03:58 PM »
Until a few years ago, I actually did not think modern humans believed in the literal Flood Myth, perhaps excepting a small handful who were extremely isolated.

I realize now there are more than I expected there to be trying to justify the story, somehow, with considerable "maybe this and maybe that".  There are so many blatant and obvious problems with the story I figured anyone sentient would realize it was intended to describe a local flood in prehistory and add a tale around it for moralizing purposes.

But to think there actually was a global flood that killed off everything not on this Ark ....  I'd say fascinating.

But maybe the oceans back then were not salty as they are today, which would be astonishing in itself, so the fresh water fish survived.  I'm not so sure those adapted for salt water would have liked it much.

The attempts to rationalize the story are modestly entertaining.

 

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