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P1tchBlack

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Non-Believer Humor
« on: July 13, 2018, 01:27:08 PM »
This may only entertain about 4 people that post here, but these are funny.






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They're not going to like that...
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2018, 02:10:20 PM »

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2018, 02:18:30 PM »
Good ol' Benny Hinn.  One of the few guys that challenges Trump for the worst hair style.





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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2018, 02:42:33 PM »



This country was founded as one nation under unicorns.  This cartoon makes no witty point, just ignorance on Matthew Shultz's part.


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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2018, 09:15:40 PM »

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2018, 10:31:35 PM »





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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2018, 09:47:32 AM »
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2018, 05:18:58 PM »



I am just a cyber-stalking troll who wants to try and bully someone  and can't . I do this to cover up the fact that I can not intelligently discuss the article so I constantly try to hijack post to discuss something else, then I falsely claim victory or make other false statements. 
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2018, 05:30:34 PM »
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2018, 05:34:49 PM »
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2018, 07:24:55 PM »
Looks like DD swooped in for the win.

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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2018, 08:47:07 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2018, 10:43:31 PM »

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2018, 10:47:34 PM »
Pitch people like you and Fuzz Ball were predicted to be here and do what you do hundreds of years ago.

I really and truly feel sorry for fools like you two for your poor attempts at humor but you will get your just rewards in the end for what you sow so shall you reap.

I hope you have asbestos underwear where you two are headed you're going to need it.




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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2018, 12:24:47 AM »
Pitch people like you and Fuzz Ball were predicted to be here and do what you do hundreds of years ago.

I really and truly feel sorry for fools like you two for your poor attempts at humor but you will get your just rewards in the end for what you sow so shall you reap.

I hope you have asbestos underwear where you two are headed you're going to need it.
This isn't prophesizing.  This is common sense salesmanship.  If you're going to make outlandish claims (I'm the son of God), anyone with 1/3 of a brain (even liberals) knows that there will be people who doubt you.  What better way to seem legit than to "predict" the obvious?

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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2018, 08:33:51 AM »



You moron penguins can swim they're more at home in the water than out of it so they didn't have to get in the ark.

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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2018, 08:37:38 AM »
This isn't prophesizing.  This is common sense salesmanship.  If you're going to make outlandish claims (I'm the son of God), anyone with 1/3 of a brain (even liberals) knows that there will be people who doubt you.  What better way to seem legit than to "predict" the obvious?
Now we know why you and Fuzz doubt Jesus and are atheists you're only using 1/3 your brain.

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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2018, 09:14:18 AM »
This isn't prophesizing.  This is common sense salesmanship.  If you're going to make outlandish claims (I'm the son of God), anyone with 1/3 of a brain (even liberals) knows that there will be people who doubt you.  What better way to seem legit than to "predict" the obvious?

Well said.  Predicting future skepticism doesn't inoculate one having to tell the truth.  

This "prophesy" also serves to cast aspersions (lacking virtuous loyalty or unworthy of heaven) on those who would dare to question what's being sold.  

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« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2018, 09:43:09 AM »

You moron penguins can swim they're more at home in the water than out of it so they didn't have to get in the ark.
Penguins can't live in water.  They can spend a lot of time in water, but they need land.

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Re: Non-Believer Humor
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2018, 12:51:26 PM »

You moron penguins can swim they're more at home in the water than out of it so they didn't have to get in the ark.


 

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