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Topic: New to dating.....again

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steve37777

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New to dating.....again
« on: July 27, 2019, 10:40:09 PM »
Well, it's been a little over 7 months now, and I remember my wife told me when she is gone to get out there and find another love to be with.....


First thing I did was read about safe sex.....Can't be too careful these days.


It has been a long time since a woman has enjoyed my company...


I got in a little self practice so I would be ready...


In my minds eye, I'm still that viral guy that could shoot 3 feet...


But in reality, those days are long gone...
 
 
Of course, maybe if I meet the right woman at the senior center....It could happen....Nah.



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Re: New to dating.....again
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2019, 10:52:38 PM »
If I get one, I know how to treat it.


If I could, I'd like to get a musical one...


I just hope whoever she may be, she has a nice tail and no surprises...

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Re: New to dating.....again
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2019, 11:27:37 PM »
Well, my old instincts told me I must be close....


Sure enough there was one eating a salad......sort of.


When she finished her salad and stood up, I could see she had a nice tail


And then she showed me her.......Sorry guys, this is a family thread about getting a beaver for a pet..

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Re: New to dating.....again
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2019, 11:52:14 PM »

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Re: New to dating.....again
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2019, 08:24:57 AM »
Words of advice.

Take up fishing.

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Re: New to dating.....again
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2019, 09:42:52 AM »
Words of advice.

Take up fishing.
There's a lot of positive things about fishing....


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Re: New to dating.....again
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2019, 10:17:03 AM »
I looked a little closer at the changes in dating in the 21st century....There's something called a female condom.....I'm not sure this girl is putting it on correctly though...


There's a new pleasure doll on the scene, it's called the AOC...


Then there's this handy item....I believe it's used to keep from burning your tongue with hot soup...


I did find someone improved on the AOC headpiece doll...It may be more anatomically correct than we know...


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