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DunkingDan

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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2018, 05:43:31 PM »
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2018, 01:10:54 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2018, 01:11:51 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2018, 10:44:01 AM »
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2018, 03:08:21 PM »


If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.

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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2018, 03:12:15 PM »



If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.

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« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2018, 03:16:08 PM »


If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.

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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2018, 05:15:11 PM »


If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.

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« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2018, 01:53:12 AM »
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Love,
Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram: ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!’

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what had happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you, from here.’

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« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2018, 05:34:22 PM »
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2018, 05:55:57 PM »


If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.

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« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2018, 07:57:49 PM »

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