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HK_Vol

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« on: March 25, 2020, 02:42:36 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2020, 02:42:58 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2020, 02:46:52 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2020, 04:41:31 PM »
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide
>        what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer
>        and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were
>        predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with
>        God's divine will.
>
>            At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest
>            in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a
>            water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown
>            themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and
>            unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as
>            many squirrels showed up the following week.
>
>            The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a
>            position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely
>            trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist
>            church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the
>            Baptists took down the water-slide.
>
>            But the Catholic church came up with a very creative
>            strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them
>            members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas
>            and Easter.
>
>            Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took
>            the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen
>            a squirrel since....
>


President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2020, 09:41:56 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2020, 03:08:38 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2020, 03:09:39 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2020, 03:10:15 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2020, 03:11:31 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2020, 03:12:11 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2020, 10:58:50 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2020, 11:57:27 AM »
For those of you working from home that might be new to video-conferencing, watch out for your camera.  


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xqLjc2y6O4

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« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2020, 12:09:47 PM »
President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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