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« Reply #84 on: February 26, 2019, 11:25:47 PM »
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« Reply #85 on: February 27, 2019, 04:42:06 PM »
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President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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« Reply #86 on: February 28, 2019, 06:43:43 AM »
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« Reply #87 on: February 28, 2019, 04:42:47 PM »
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President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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« Reply #88 on: February 28, 2019, 07:56:42 PM »
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« Reply #89 on: February 28, 2019, 08:15:22 PM »
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« Reply #91 on: March 01, 2019, 11:56:53 AM »
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« Reply #92 on: March 01, 2019, 12:02:09 PM »
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President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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« Reply #93 on: March 01, 2019, 02:09:59 PM »
Three guys sitting in a bar having a beer discussing politics two are republican one is a democrat.

A man walks in has long hair wearing a white robe and sandals.

The Dem says " Hey dude what are you an old hippie that can't find the toga party"?

The man replies " No I am Jesus".

The Dem says "Yeah right and I'm the Pope".

One if the other guys said "Okay if your Jesus prove it I have arthritis so bad in my knees and joints I can't work or hardly walk so heal me."

So Jesus touches him and said "Consider it done".

The man stands up there's no pain he felt so good he starts dancing around the bar.

The third guy said "hey I've got a bad back I can't work or even stand up straight would you heal me"?

Again Jesus touches the man and said "Consider it done".

The third man stands up and he was elated his pain was all gone."

The democrat looks at Jesus and said "Don't you dare touch me I'm on disability."
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« Reply #95 on: March 02, 2019, 09:13:27 AM »
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« Reply #96 on: March 02, 2019, 01:48:47 PM »
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President Harry S. Truman said: “The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount.  The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings…  If we don't have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.”

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« Reply #97 on: March 02, 2019, 01:50:19 PM »
Quote from: gymvol on March 02, 2019, 09:13:27 AM

If he is still on active duty he is in serious trouble.
From what I have read and been told the military did it without Barry Sorrento who was drug off the golf coarse and informed as the operation was to far along to stop.
How many times did Bill pass up him? 
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