Three guys sitting in a bar having a beer discussing politics two are republican one is a democrat.
A man walks in has long hair wearing a white robe and sandals.
The Dem says " Hey dude what are you an old hippie that can't find the toga party"?
The man replies " No I am Jesus".
The Dem says "Yeah right and I'm the Pope".
One if the other guys said "Okay if your Jesus prove it I have arthritis so bad in my knees and joints I can't work or hardly walk so heal me."
So Jesus touches him and said "Consider it done".
The man stands up there's no pain he felt so good he starts dancing around the bar.
The third guy said "hey I've got a bad back I can't work or even stand up straight would you heal me"?
Again Jesus touches the man and said "Consider it done".
The third man stands up and he was elated his pain was all gone."
The democrat looks at Jesus and said "Don't you dare touch me I'm on disability."